The unVangs


Lead Guitar and Backing Vocals
  • Previous bands include 'The Vags' which consisted of a motley crew of tramps whose shared passion for street drinking and swearing at innocent members of the public first brought them together.
  • Once got asked to audition for a local pantomime after the director's wife heard him singing the Coco Pops advert in a local park.
  • Fact: No one knows his actual age. When asked his age, he always responds in the same way - by saying "You're only as young as the woman you feel" and grabbing the buttocks of the nearest teenage girl and leering menacingly.
  • Sleeps with his guitar.
  • Spent time as a roadie for the band ELO in the '70s during which time he experimented with hallucinogens and other dissociative narcotics, often assuming the pseudonym of 'Barry The Bullfrog' and hopping around ribbiting for days on end.
  • Was sectioned under the mental health act in '86 after an incident involving a llama at a petting zoo.
  • Won the pools in '92 but invested the winnings badly, financing a fitness video starring Luciano Pavarotti.
  • Came third in a Mr Moustache UK competition, finishing behind Nick Cave and Adam Woodyatt who plays Ian Beale in Eastenders.
  • Wrote the theme tune to Murder She Wrote and lives off the royaltys. But secretly hates the show and wishes Jessica Fletcher dead.
  • Was once an extra in Eldorado.
The Good, The Bad and The Dripping Tap.